Shankoptamus - Pawlentus

In an unfortunate attempt to score points with the Tea Baggers at C-PAC, Governor Tim Pawlenty got stuck in The Woods. He told the rowdy crowd that conservatives need to learn lessons from Tiger Woods' wife and "take a 9 iron and smash the window out of big government."

Later, at his own press conference, Tiger Woods clarified that rumors about his wife behaving like a violent animal were totally false.

O, how the mighty have fallen.

Bye, Bye Byron

Byron Dorgan will not seek re-election for his Senate seat in 2010. As the old song says..." You don't know what you got til it's gone."
Dorgan's departure clears the way for Gov. Hoeven to carry on his affairs in D.C.

Obama's Epic Fail

"I'm not going to back down on the basic principle that if Americans can't find affordable coverage we're going to provide you a choice." -- Barack Obama, September 13, 2009


During his Oprah Winfrey interview, President Obama awarded himself a B+ for his first year in office. He quickly noted that if he got a "win" on health care, his grade would rise to an A.

Well, I agree. But in my grade book, the "B" stands for BANK BAIL-OUTS and the "A" stands for AFGHANISTAN SURGE.

Additionally, Obama's cautious compromising with conservatives earns him a C for CAPITULATING on every major issue. I would also give this presidential pretender a D for his DISGRACEFUL DUPLICITY on health care reform. Ted Kennedy is rolling in his grave.

Added together with the grades of "I" for INSINCERITY and "W" for WASTED OPPORTUNITY AFTER GEORGE W. -- I give Obama's first year an F for FUCKED UP FAILURE.

Yes, I still believe in a place called Hope. The significance of Obama's historic burst through America's racial social barrier will never be diminished. It cannot be, not even by Obama himself.

But class is over. With his flip-flop on the "basic principle" of a heath care public option, I've learned all I needed to learn. Barack Obama doesn't make the grade. He will not be asked back for another term.

"My commitment is to make sure that we’ve got universal health care for all Americans by the end of my first term as President. I would hope that we set up a system that allows those who can go to their employer to access a federal system or a state pool of some sort."
-- Obama, March 24, 2007

"An additional step we can take to keep insurance companies honest is by making a not-for-profit public option available."
-- Obama, September 9, 2009

"I think one of the options should be a public insurance option. Let me clear. It would only be an option, nobody would be forced to choose it. No one with insurance affected by it. But what it would do is provide more choice and more competition. It would keep pressure on private insurers to keep the policies affordable, to treat their customers better . . . Minnesota I have said I'm open to different ideas on how to set this up -- but I'm not going to back down on the basic principle that if Americans can't find affordable coverage we're going to provide you a choice."
-- Obama, September 13, 2009, Minneapolis


"Whatever the bill you least like would set up an exchange so that people right now who are having to try to bargain for health insurance on their own are suddenly part of a pool of millions that forces insurance companies to compete for their business and give them better deals and lower rates."
-- Obama, October 20, 2009

ND GOP lol

The funny folks heading up North Dakota's Republican Party have included a new section on their homepage: the "Joke of the day." Seriously. And the first joke is a cartoon questioning our President's legitimacy.

Shown on the ND GOP's website is the photo of President Obama shaking hands with state dinner party-crasher Michaele Salahi. Obama is shown asking to see Salahi's invitation. Salahi answers: "If I can see your birth certificate!"

When Adam Jones, political director for the North Dakota GOP, was asked by TalkingPointsMemo.com whether it was appropriate to have a joke involving the President allegedly not being born in this country, Jones became evasive.

Googling Gretchen Carlson

Jon Stewart focused on "Fox & Friends" host, Gretchen Carlson on his December 8 Daily Show. Stewart wonders if Ms. Carlson is dumbing herself down in order to connect with an audience "that sees intellect as an elitist flaw."

ChickenHawk

Tom Tancredo storms off the set during a Nov. 6 MSNBC segment with Daily Kos founder, Markos Moulitas.

God Don't Like Ugly

At the Tea Bagger's extremely weak November 5 protest at the Capitol, Missouri Repub representative, Todd Akin invited the tiny crowd to join him in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance because it "drives the liberals crazy."

Then, anxious to get to the words, "under God" and use God as a weapon to bash his enemies -- Akin botched the rest of the pledge. The word that tripped up the Tea-Bagging Bible thumper? . . ."Indivisible."

Beck Calls Obama a "Brutal Dictator"

Values Voters Gone Wild

MSNBC's Brian Mooar, invited to cover the 2009 "Values Voter Summit" was harassed by several attendees while broadcasting live. Apparently other reporters were similarly threatened.
The head organizer later apologized to the press and asked the crowd of values voters not to be disrespectful, intolerant, presumptuous and rude.

Change

Well, it's 9/12 and that makes it official . . .

Dignified, diplomatic President Obama has now kept America safe longer than George W. Bush and the chest-thumping chicken hawks from the previous administration.


Despite dire predictions from Dick Cheney and his daughter, Dickless Cheney, terrorists have not "tested" our new President. On the contrary, there's now proof that we're winning the war on terror -- which was always acknowleged as a battle for hearts and minds. The world's opinion of America has substantially improved.

The organization, World Public Opinion, has released some astounding statistics. Their polling data regularly showed that Bush was one of the least trusted leaders in the world. In a total reversal, WorldPublicOpinion.org polls now reveal that President Obama inspires far more confidence than any other political leader on the planet.

And in another global vote of confidence in America, Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

That's real change.

Inappropriate and Regrettable

Apparently overcome with anger at President Obama's plans to offer every American affordable health care, Rep. Joe Wilson simply couldn't help himself.

During the President's September 9 speech to congress, the congressman from South Carolina openly heckled the Commander-in-Chief. As Obama was clarifying that his health care proposals do not include illegal immigrants, Wilson loudly yelled, "You lie!"


Democratic leaders immediately called on Wilson to apologize. Even Republicans were reportedly mortified and offended. John McCain said it was "totally disrespectful," that there was "no place for it in that setting or any other" and that Wilson "should apologize for it immediately."

Wilson issued a brief statement explaining that his emotions got the better of him.

"While I disagree with the president’s statement, my comments were inappropriate and regrettable," Wilson wrote. "I extend sincere apologies to the President for this lack of civility."
Emotions were obviously getting the better of a lot of folks. In place of Wilson's website was a blank page with a note declaring the site has been shut down due to maintenance.

Sarah's Little Secret

Excerpt of 10/09 Vanity Fair article by Levi Johnston:

• Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret—nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging—she wouldn’t give up. She would say, "So, are you gonna let me adopt him?" We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby. I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.

• Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. I had assumed she was going to go back to her job as governor, but a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make "triple the money." It was, to her, "not as hard." She would blatantly say, "I want to just take this money and quit being governor." She started to say it frequently, but she didn’t know how to do it. When she came home from work, it seemed like she was more and more stressed out.

Minneapolis Gang Violence

BLUE TUBE

Derryl Jenkins is accusing Minneapolis' finest of brutally beating him during a traffic stop. Police Chief Dolan says he's reviewing dashcam video of the February 19th incident.

Dolan isn't the only one watching the disturbing footage. The F.B.I. has become interested and the tape has now been linked through YouTube to the entire nation.

Republi-Cancer

Wondering who's behind all these "spontaneous" town hall brawls? Curious about the coast-to-coast uprising of outraged old White folks vehemently opposed to changing our dysfunctional health care system . . ?

Welcome to ResistNet.

"the online community for patriotic citizens
who are opposing the Obama-led socialist agenda"

RESISTNET is owned and operated by GRASSFIRE.ORG. ("Grassfire will RUSH you, our exclusive Tea Party Super-Pak!")

President, Steve Elliott asserts, "Grassfire.org is not formally affiliated with any religious or political organization." But he admits Grassfire "often works with partner organizations" when they "share concern on an issue."

So who's behind the partner organizations -- namely FreedomWorks, TeaPartyExpress and The Bradley Foundation? Mr. Elliott insists it's "Citizens like you!"

However, Adele M. Stan at AlterNet has found some far more frightening answers.

Race to Judgment

Already marginalized to the point of irrelevancy, 31 Republican senators just said "NO" to Sonia Sotomayor becoming the first Hispanic U.S. Supreme Court justice. Only 9 of them could muster up enough courage to break ranks and join the 59 Democrats in voting to confirm President Obama's history-making nominee.

(How do you say "permanent minority party" in Spanish?)

Despite the obvious party split, both parties agree Ms. Sotomayor's credentials for the court are impeccable.

But Republicans say the "wise Latina" is just playing dumb. They suspect she's actually a racist in disguise -- who'll finally be unable and unwilling to remain impartial. They're convinced this impeccable jurist will take the bench and then . . . the Latina who wise-cracked about old White men (one time, at one speech) will emerge from hiding and wreak havoc.

Republican senators voted "NO" because they're certain Judge Sotomayor will reject reality and ignore facts -- choosing instead to make irrational decisions based on prejudice, paranoia and petty politics.

Big Bad Bill is Sweet William Now!

As one of the few statesmen left in America with any street cred, former President Bill Clinton met Tuesday with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. On the first day of his mission to Pyongyang, Clinton negotiated the release of two American journalists -- Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

Family members of the journalists issued a statement which read in part: "We especially want to thank President Bill Clinton for taking on such an arduous mission and Vice President Al Gore for his tireless efforts to bring Laura and Euna home."

Bush-era hardliner, John Bolton was less than impressed. Asked for reaction to Mr. Clinton's hostage saving (and legacy-saving) coup, Bolton sniped, "It comes perilously close to negotiating with terrorists."

Donald Rumsfeld and Baghdad's Butcher

The Republi-Cancer is Spreading

Fox News reports, Glenn Beck decides:

"Obama is a Racist"

"This President . . . has a deep-seated hatred
for White people."

Coleman Concedes

Ending the longest election in Minnesota history, Norm Coleman concedes he has lost. In a related headline, scientists have declared the Earth is not flat.

Wrestling with the Truth

FOX's fanatical Hannity is fairly knocked
off balance by Jesse Ventura -- May 18.

Give it up, Norm.

http://www.giveitupnorm.com