February 19, 2010

Shankoptamus - Pawlentus

In an unfortunate attempt to score points with the Tea Baggers at C-PAC, Governor Tim Pawlenty got stuck in The Woods. He told the rowdy crowd that conservatives need to learn lessons from Tiger Woods' wife and "take a 9 iron and smash the window out of big government."

Later, at his own press conference, Tiger Woods clarified that rumors about his wife behaving like a violent animal were totally false.






O, how the mighty have fallen.