Is Rick Perry Gay?

Boy Howdy! The Republicons done found themselves another actor / cowboy to gun for President! Sweet baby Jesus . . . haven't they learnt nothin' yet? These faux cowboys with shiny spurs will lie, cheat, and rob ya blind every time!

I know what Obama was thinking when Slick Ricky tossed his 10-gallon hat in the ring: "Bring it on!"

Brokeback Campaignin'

Before the Texas governor gets the nod from recently divorced Karla Rove, Perry apparently has to lasso in those pesky and persistent rumors that he likes to horse around with other fellers.