In an unfortunate attempt to score points with the Tea Baggers at C-PAC, Governor
Tim Pawlenty got stuck in The Woods. He told the rowdy crowd that conservatives need to learn lessons from Tiger Woods' wife and
"take a 9 iron and smash the window out of big government." Later, at his own press conference,
Tiger Woods clarified that rumors about his wife behaving like a violent animal were totally false.
O, how the mighty have fallen.